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20 April 2006

You're So Terminator and You Don't Even Know It

I just want to go on record - I am not related to the (Raffaello) D'Andrea partly responsible for this creation.

Watch 'The Robotic Chair' (Windows Media)

But then I wouldn't mind meeting him someday either.

Link - Watch "The Robotic Chair" (Windows Media), among others.

The verdict? My wife was weirded out. My son was fascinated. I was weirdly fascinated.