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Joe's Apt.: Stephen Colbert Explains AT&T For You

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Stephen Colbert Explains AT&T For You

A friend of mine (and fellow AT&T alumnus) summed this video up nicely: “I like that the audience thinks the chart is made-up comedy.”

Spot-on, fellow alum. Nothing could be further from the truth! Remember, Stephen Colbert is all about the truth.

(OK, truthiness.)

Anyway, here ‘tis:

Posted by Joe on 17 January 2007 at 15:49 |

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i work in telecom and i thought it was really funny when i called up my local CO to get some work done and the tech who answered fumbled through the new at&t greeting and almost said thank you for calling bsld. people really dont understand how retarded the telecom system in america is.

Posted by: fred | 2 March 2007 at 08:37

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