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"To get backstage to Mötley Crüe I think I'd give them every piece of action they wanted. I'd give them my body, money, or whatever they wanted."

From a nineteen-year-old girl:

"I would go down to the local hardware store and buy some chains, leather straps, and nails. I would then put together the most outlandish outfit made of nothing but the leather straps, chains and nails. I would go to the concert in this Kiss-Ass outfit, because I would do anything to get close to 'Marvelous' Mick Mars, 'Luscious' Tommy Lee, Nikki 'Sexx,' and Vince 'Can't say No' Neil. P.S. I would take a hammer so the guys (the Crüe) can loosen the nails in my outfit."

From a thirteen-year-old girl:

"What's up? Well, you asked what I would do to be a Mötley Crüe, so here it is. First, I'd spread whipped cream all over my body. Then I'd let Vince Neil lick it all off! I sure hope you enjoyed this cause I would love for it to happen."

From a fourteen-year-old boy:

This is what I would do to join the KISS Mötley Crüe: I would give them my mother, who is very beautiful. She has red hair and brown eyes. She loves heavy metal and especially Mötley Crüe. My mother definitely has the looks that kill.

I spoke with the sixteen-year-old girl who said she would tie the band members up with leather straps and shave their chests.

"I didn't let my boyfriend read it before I sent it in," she said. "It would make him wonder what he didn't know about me."

"Why did I write those things? I don't know. I just sat down and wrote what I thought. It took me about half an hour, I don't know where the ideas came from. They just came out."

I spoke with the girls mother.

"Yes, I read the letter," the mother said, "Actually, I took it down to the radio station for her. I guess I was shocked in a way, but I'm sure she didn't mean anything by it. She's a very Christian girl.

"Did I think about not turning it in to the radio station? Well, it really wouldn't have been fair for me not to turn it in. I promised my daughter I would do it. It wouldn't have been fair for me to put it in the garbage.'

I spoke with the fifteen-year-old girl who said she would get on her hands and knees for the band and give them her body.

"I was one of the winners of the contest, but I didn't get to go to the concert because I didn't have a ride," she said. "My father was supposed to take me, but he had to work late. I didn't speak to him for two days.

"I meant what I said. I'd get on my hands and knees and give them my body. I know that they're grown men and I'm fifteen, but so what? It would be worth giving them my body just to meet them. I think it would be neat.

"I heard that in ancient time [sic] women use [sic] to get on their hands and knees and not even be allowed to look at men. I think rock groups should be treated like that. They're like God, but they're even better. The reason I would take my clothes off and crawl to them is that I would hope that they like that."

I spoke with the thirteen-year-old girl who said she would do "it" with the band until she was black-and-blue.

"I just love the group," she said. "I wrote what I wrote because they look like the type who would like that. They look like women-lovers."

I spoke with the fifteen-year-old girl who said she would go to bed with "the ugliest, fattest, most disgusting guy in the world" in order to meet the band.

"I like their hair," she said. "I just like them a lot. It's pretty boring in this town. I don't like school very much, I get C's and D's. I wrote those things because I thought it might help me win. I meant every word of it.

"I really like Vince Neil's body. When he's onstage he wears a bunch of spikes nd leather pants. I'd do whatever I had to do to meet him. I told my mother's bodyfriend [sic] about it, and he said, 'Whatever turns you on.' "

I spoke with the thirteen-year-old girl who said she would "leave my tits" to the band.

"I really like the way their faces look," she said. "It makes me excited to see them onstage.

"I wrote what I did because I thought they might like it, and then I'd get to meet them. You can tell that they're like that. All rock groups know that they can have any girls' bodies that they want. That's one of the reasons they join a band."

I spoke with the seventeen-year-old girl who said she would give the band "every piece of action they wanted," and give the band money.

"They seem like a wild, outgoing bunch of guys to me," she said. "They seem like they'd do just about anything and not care about it.

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